We’ll tell you the story behind our name if you decide to become a customer. The short version is a record deal gone bad, and bazookas disguised as confetti cannons (no joke).

So, in honour of our sabotaged music careers, we give you a service so honest, it shouldn’t be offered in show biz. Here it is:

Commission Free

Talent Buying Services

Have us book your entire theatre season, your full concert hall, arena, or PAC schedule, your complete festival roster, or choose to book one act at a time for corporate and special events.

How Does it Work?

  • Choose one of the plans below and start saving big-time on your talent booking needs.

  • We work with you to find the best, top gun talent for your event and your budget.

  • We then negotiate the contract on your behalf.

  • Ultimately, the contract is between you and the artist’s representatives.

  • You sign the contract and pay the artist’s team directly.

Why is this Important?

Other than our low booking fees, you don’t pay any additional fees to us.

We have access to all the same world class acts as the big booking agencies, but at a fraction of the cost. Why?

Because the other guys get paid a commission. Often it’s included in the price of the act and you never see the cost breakdown.

So?

We partner with you to find the best entertainment talent at the best value.

The more talent you need, the more you save. Our monthly retainer model means you have a talent buyer in your back pocket.

Commission Free. No hidden fees.

Leverage our 60+ years of combined entertainment experience and industry relationships.

SEE THE PACKAGES ⬇

Our Packages

  • The Saturday Night Special

    Pay as you Go. One-time fee to book one act. Flat booking fee of $5,000 USD per act. Add additional acts to the same date and venue for $2,000 USD per act.

    Perfect for corporates and special events

  • The Peacemaker

    Monthly Retainer. Up to 4 bookings per month. $8,000 USD per month. 3 month minimum commitment. Any overage per month is billed at $2,000 USD per act booked.

    Perfect for festivals, seasonal venues, and theatres

  • The Bazooka

    Monthly Retainer. Up to 8 bookings per month. $15,000 USD per month. 1 year minimum commitment. Any overage per month is billed at $2,000 USD per act booked.

    Perfect for larger music venues, concert halls, arenas, and casinos

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